BARFIGHT 2! Razing The Bar

*turns to the bar*
*orders another Guinness*
*lights his pipe*
*turns back around and continues watching*
 
*RIDES ONE OF THE KANGAROOS AND SNATCHES UP A GLASS OF WHISKEY WHILE HANGING OUT IN THE POUCH*
 
*emerges next to TK in pouch*

<_< . . . *DONKEY PUNCH*

*takes whiskey*
 
NUUUUUUUUU!

*Drills a hole in the bottom of the glass and shares the whiskey*

You get top, I get bottom.
 
*Disembodied voice*

That's what she said last time a hole got drilled.

*Confetti rises to the ceiling THEN FALLS AGAIN*
 
Warmaster Severdus said:
*WMD goes MORTAL KOMBAT! on Karsikan, jumping in the air and kicking the shit out of GK's faces*
sorry bro, to violence agaisnt women, Ausralia says nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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we can play this game
*goes down, forward, back, back, high kick on WMD*
 
*THROWS TAMPONS AND PADS AT ALL THE GUYS!*

I'M MISTRESS MENSTRUATION!
 
*THROWS TAMPONS AND PADS AT ALL THE GUYS!*

I'M MISTRESS MENSTRUATION!
 
*grabs the nailgun* hmm wonder how far I can shoot these..*tests*
 
*gets hit in the head with a bloody tampon*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
AAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAHAAHAAAAAAAA~

*THROWS USED CONDOMS!*
 
*Confetti on TK talks to her*

Why do you have so many nasty tampons and used condoms? >________>
 
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU.

*Flips Ampoule and Tk out the bar with a fancy judo throw*

TOOO EEEEEEAAAAAZZZZEEEH
 
sure i got plenty skull fragments!

*WMD sticks a sawn off shotgun in his mouth and pulls the trigger*
 
*REAPPEARS CLINGING TO PAOROU'S BACK*

HIZANISTANCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! LESOBICRINANANANANANANANA!
 
*lets out a stream of fire ignited by my super-fart at everyone*

ASS FLARING ASIAN
 
*turns to the bar and orders another Guinness while flinging his empty into the pile of fighting bodies*
 
Paorou runs into a dumpster with TK in tow.

INTO A DUMPSTER AT FULL SPEED
 
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!
 
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