ATTACK! STEAL THEM! STEAL THEM ALL!

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
*Snuggled WMD*

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
 

Jack Shade

Anti-Hero
Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
*Enters with battleships and lays waste to the thread*

MUR ZOMBIES SPOTTED IN SECTOR 13B!

EMPLOY BOMBARD TACTICS!
 
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Warmaster Death

Guest


*PM's dreadnaught twin linked auto cannons start firing 40mm shells at the battleships, the large artilelry cannons of his force use them to bracket and target the battleships, bevcfore destroying them in a savage salvo*

do not. resist. resistance equals death
 

Childish Grumpino

"...before turning the gun on himself."
DONATING MEMBER
Invitation Status
*Drives a Plushie Tank through the thread, adopting a manly pose on the turret and crushing several members as he moves through*

ONWARDS.
 
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Arsenal XA4

Guest
*An M-93 Pickaxe Tank Destroyer flanks Grumpy's Plushie tank and destroys it with a Five Inch KEP.*

Counteroffensive is in motion.

*The 51ST Armored Division commences a counterstrike, Wraith ABTs and Mammoth tanks rolling in with infantry vanguard and strike fighters.*

Oi, Grumpy... Clean yerself outta 'at tank...

Yer leakin' fluids all o'er...
 
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Darkness

Guest
Hey Ryker, is it wrong that that picture in the first post of your girlfriend gave me a bit of a stiffy?
 
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Arsenal XA4

Guest
*Six 155mm Point Det HE rounds slam into Darkness.*

'At'd be ae yes...
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Onwards my beloved friends! Onwards!!
 

Jack Shade

Anti-Hero
Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
YOU.....FIENDS
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
*Snuggles Jack*

Come here my pet, let me put my little fierce collar on you so you look presentable!
 

Jack Shade

Anti-Hero
Genres
Magical, Fantasy, Supernatural, Sci Fi, Steam Punk, Noir, HORROR, and I'm willing to try Romance.
>: l

It better be a cool color.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
....

*Superglues a lime-green collar with pink pokadots around his neck that reads "Property of Mistress Trance Kitsune"*
 
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Arsenal XA4

Guest
*SAW Operators stare at Jack. They then start laughing at him.*
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
*Julez puts a leash on the collar and continues her swagger*
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
You're the best asshole ever.
....But I thought YOU were, Darkness....

*Is so confused that she stops raiding Iwaku for all of two seconds*
 
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Arsenal XA4

Guest
Minigunner: There's a break in the fighting!

Quickly, my monocle so I look intelligent...

*A Minigunner brings Deimon his monocle and his pipe.*

Harumph!