ATTACK! STEAL THEM! STEAL THEM ALL!

*Sighs and raids past Deimon*

GO MY BELOVED PLUSHIES!
 
*A Mime blocks the path of the plushies.*

Are yew shittin' me?!

Minigunner: Diversionary tactics sir.

Captain Pliskin's idea...
 
Hey, at least the Frenchie is making himself useful.
 
*The plushies halt, watching the mime, mime making a box around himself*
 
*PM crashed through the mime box and smashes the mime, who mimes screaming as he is torn in half and smashed into the dirt*

FOR THE MISTRESS BROTHERS! SISTERS! ONWARDS UNTIL MUR IS TRIUMPHANT!

ONWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
 
*slices remnants of mime with katana* NONE WILL STAND AGAINST THE MUR ZOMBIES!!!!! ALL HAIL THE GREAT MISTRESS TRANCE KITSUNE!!!!!!!!!
*continues hacking through enemies
 
*Grins dastardly as she makes her way through Iwaku*
 
*The rear ranks of the Mur Zombies are engulfed in White Phosphorous while the front lines are stopped by tanks.*

Cannon to the front!

SPECWAR to the rear!

*Helicopter gunships arrive to the left as bombers approach from the right.*

Cossacks to left...

Lancers ta the right...

Ah'll step o'er 'ere...


*Ryker takes cover and aims a laser designator.*
 
I'm just going to take a nap on one of your tanks over here.
 
*Tackles Ryker and gnaws on his ear*

Can't you just let us have some fun?!
 
Not sure if I should take this as a compliment or not...




STOP STARING AT MY BUTT DARKNESS.

Well I'm sorry you look like a girl.


*slices remnants of mime with katana* NONE WILL STAND AGAINST THE MUR ZOMBIES!!!!! ALL HAIL THE GREAT MISTRESS TRANCE KITSUNE!!!!!!!!!
*continues hacking through enemies

Who the fuck
 
*PM snaps the katana in half*
FIGHT PROPERLY SLAVE. USE YOUR HANDS AND TURN THINE ENEMIES INTO MORE MUR ZOMBIES!
*PM engages the enemy aircraft with sarcophagus mounted stinger and Javalin missiles, whilst his twin lined murcannons are focused on the infantry*
ONWARDS FOR THE MSITRESS, REST WHEN YOUR DEAD! FORWARDS!
 
WHOOT! GO PM!
 
*Archetype tackles PM.*

I suppose we should settle this like gentlemen.

*A Minigunner pukes his guts up.*
 
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*Tackles Archetype*

Leave him alone!
 
*PM grins*
oh rly? i am a survant of Mur, your predetations mean nothing to me.
*PM +EDITED FO CONTENT+s archetypes eyeball*