ATTACK! STEAL THEM! STEAL THEM ALL!

*Snuggled WMD*

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
 
*Enters with battleships and lays waste to the thread*

MUR ZOMBIES SPOTTED IN SECTOR 13B!

EMPLOY BOMBARD TACTICS!
 
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*PM's dreadnaught twin linked auto cannons start firing 40mm shells at the battleships, the large artilelry cannons of his force use them to bracket and target the battleships, bevcfore destroying them in a savage salvo*

do not. resist. resistance equals death
 
*Drives a Plushie Tank through the thread, adopting a manly pose on the turret and crushing several members as he moves through*

ONWARDS.
 
*An M-93 Pickaxe Tank Destroyer flanks Grumpy's Plushie tank and destroys it with a Five Inch KEP.*

Counteroffensive is in motion.

*The 51ST Armored Division commences a counterstrike, Wraith ABTs and Mammoth tanks rolling in with infantry vanguard and strike fighters.*

Oi, Grumpy... Clean yerself outta 'at tank...

Yer leakin' fluids all o'er...
 
Hey Ryker, is it wrong that that picture in the first post of your girlfriend gave me a bit of a stiffy?
 
*Six 155mm Point Det HE rounds slam into Darkness.*

'At'd be ae yes...
 
Onwards my beloved friends! Onwards!!
 
YOU.....FIENDS
 
*Snuggles Jack*

Come here my pet, let me put my little fierce collar on you so you look presentable!
 
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It better be a cool color.
 
....

*Superglues a lime-green collar with pink pokadots around his neck that reads "Property of Mistress Trance Kitsune"*
 
*SAW Operators stare at Jack. They then start laughing at him.*
 
*Julez puts a leash on the collar and continues her swagger*
 
You're the best asshole ever.

....But I thought YOU were, Darkness....

*Is so confused that she stops raiding Iwaku for all of two seconds*
 
Minigunner: There's a break in the fighting!

Quickly, my monocle so I look intelligent...

*A Minigunner brings Deimon his monocle and his pipe.*

Harumph!