ATTACK! STEAL THEM! STEAL THEM ALL!

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*The Minigunners collect the parts and reassemble the CIWS turrets then bring in a trailer to collect them.*

Yeah, since Grumpy got his ass killed it just isn't fun any more.

We're cancelling the exercise.
 
I WAS ALREADY DEAD, FOO'.

HOW ELSE COULD I HAVE GOT MAH INNARDS RIPPED OUT AND STILL BE STANDING.
 
*Huggles Grumpy*
 
Moriarty is Moriarty.

*Moriarty pulls a Minigunner inside out.*

Minigunner: Moriarty helped out, I guess.

*Moriarty puts the Minigunner back to his default setting.*
 
........

*Huggles Moriarty*
 
*Uses his free fist to do a fist pump*

YEAH, GO MORIARTY, YOU CRAZY IRISH BASTARD.
 
WHOOT!

I love this... This is fun!
 
YOUR NAME'S MORIARTY, WHICH WAS IRISH LAST I CHECKED.

SO YEAH, FOR THE SAKE OF THIS ARGUMENT, YOU'RE AN IRISH REVENANT.
 
*Starts laughing hysterically*

The funny thing is, I FORGOT THAT WAS A STATE!
 
I don't think the invasion's going any where.

*Carl watches a swarm of moths crossing the countryside.*

Yah...
 
Oh.... oh no.... GET OUT THE MOTH BALLS!
 
*Tries to reatach the head*
 
*Kicks plush feet that are dangling off the edge of the bench in the dugout, still sipping loudly.*
 
YAY!

ONWARD MY PLUSHIES!
 
*PM's dreadnaught attacks the moths, seing as he is impervious inside his metal shell*

MUR FOR THE MUR GOD!
 
YES! YES! I LIKE THAT ONE! THAT'S A KEEPER!

*Steals "MUR FOR THE MUR GOD!" and puts it in her VAULT*
 
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