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ATTACK! STEAL THEM! STEAL THEM ALL!
- Thread starter Hydronine
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Arsenal XA4
Guest
I'm not really into either.
GOD-DAMMIT.
*Points at the bag holding Ike*
What am I supposed to do with this, then?
*Points at the bag holding Ike*
What am I supposed to do with this, then?
A
Arsenal XA4
Guest
Experiment with it...
...sexually...
...sexually...
A
Arsenal XA4
Guest
This is a joint exercise, right?
I'm just doing what comes natural.
Minigunner: And whoever s/he gets a hold of...
I'm just doing what comes natural.
Minigunner: And whoever s/he gets a hold of...
*Takes the opportunity to pile WMD into the Docwagon and get the fuck out of Dodge*
A
Arsenal XA4
Guest
*Archetype strips Julez and begins to *EDITED FOR CONTENT* her with a drill.*
GODDAMMIT. NOW I GOTTA GO SAVE THE BOSS-LADY.
*Flies the Docwagon back in, and throws TK in as Battlemedics attempt to fend Archetype off with the gatling-guns*
AS THE BISHOP SAID TO THE BADMINTON TEAM, LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, CHUMS.
*Exits stage right in the Docwagon, leaving several Battlemedics behind to distract Archetype*
*Flies the Docwagon back in, and throws TK in as Battlemedics attempt to fend Archetype off with the gatling-guns*
AS THE BISHOP SAID TO THE BADMINTON TEAM, LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, CHUMS.
*Exits stage right in the Docwagon, leaving several Battlemedics behind to distract Archetype*
*Scratches his head, throws TK a parachute and shoves her out the Docwagon*
...Fair enough, then.
...Fair enough, then.
A
Arsenal XA4
Guest
*A pair of Phalanx CIWS turrets ventilate the Docwagon.*
W
Warmaster Death
Guest
*PM stomps towards the turrets, his close combat weapon twitching in anticipation of the destruction to follow*
*Bails as the Docwagon gets ventilated*
DAMMIT, MYRN. YOU TOLD ME THOSE SHIELDS WOULD WORK.
On another note, a parachute might have been a good idea--
*Lands on one of the turrets*
...I think my kneecaps are now sitting next to my shoulder bones now...
DAMMIT, MYRN. YOU TOLD ME THOSE SHIELDS WOULD WORK.
On another note, a parachute might have been a good idea--
*Lands on one of the turrets*
...I think my kneecaps are now sitting next to my shoulder bones now...
A
Arsenal XA4
Guest
*A pair of Combat Medics swat Grumpy with a broom, trying to get him off the CIWS.*
Medic: Hold still, dammit!
Medic: Hold still, dammit!
RELAX CHAPS, IT'LL BE FINE.
I'M SURE THEY'LL REGROW, RIGHT?
...WHAT DO YOU MEAN "DEAD FLESH DOESN'T REGROW, AND MAMMALS CAN'T ANYWAYS"?
I'M SURE THEY'LL REGROW, RIGHT?
...WHAT DO YOU MEAN "DEAD FLESH DOESN'T REGROW, AND MAMMALS CAN'T ANYWAYS"?
*Rory and TK start making weird hand gestures in the shapes of foxes now.*
A
Arsenal XA4
Guest
*One of the Medics brings a fishing pole out and tries casting a line to Grumpy.*