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*Suddenly stops in mid-drink and sets the sippy cup aside. Pulls out a large briefcase from who knows where and clicks it open after entering a short number sequence on the dials. Pulls out a phone from the briefcase and speaks briefly, then packs it all away and goes back to sipping calmly.*

*A vaguely fox-shaped aircraft streaks across the sky pushing Mach 9 and...



Airdrops a giant lantern into the countryside, thereby attracting all the moths and leaving their forces free to invade.

Mur for the Mur God.*
 
YES! ONWARD! ONWARD!
 
mur for the mur god.

mur for the mur god!

mur! for the MUR GOD!

MURFORTHEMURGOD!ASNFLKSDMNGLKSMNDGBKL;SMDMSDGFMNSADMNGFLSMNG SDBGR
 
WHO CARES!? ONWARD!
 
*Murrs proudly as she continues*
 
*ducts tapes Grumps head back on*
that should work for a bit
*jumps onto PM's dreadnought to go fight a moth swarm*
 
Yessssssss! Murrrrrr!
 
*Giant blocks begin falling from the sky.

Somewhere the Improbaility Drive has been activated.*
 
.....

Fuck...

ONWARDS!
 
I CARE NOT WHETHER THIS WORLD LIVES OR DIES.

ALL THAT MATTERS IS THE GLORY OF MUR!
 
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NUUUUUUUUUU!

*struggles to pull the recliner away*

LEAVE HIM ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
 
OH SHIT, IMPROBABILITY DRIVE.

*Activates his GTFO Pendant and exits sharpish*
 
GRUMPY GET BACK HERE AND HELP ME AND WMD!
 
Rear Admiral is here to help! *is bent over, having it appear that hsi ass is talking**
 
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Whatever comes after this post isn't gonna be good. I can sense it.
 
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Rear admiral...i need you to bomb the shit out of something
 
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