ATTACK! STEAL THEM! STEAL THEM ALL!

*PM's dreadnaught surges forwards, its autocannons slapping the hellicopters out of the sky*
 
*Makes a note to give the Rhinos next time, and escapes by flying away on a Griffon*

I'LL BE BACK. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA--

*Collides with the side of a mountain*
 
ONWARD! KEEP GOING!
 
*Charges forward and begins throwing unspeakably fluffy decoys at Ryker!*
Murrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!~
 
MORE! MORE PLUSHIES-

*Her phone rings and she pauses to answer*

Murro?...... MUR?!..... Murrrr.....Murroooooooo....Mur.....

*Hangs up*

Wrong number.... AS I SAID, ONWARD!
 
Murro?
Murrito!!!
MURRITO!!!
MURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! *Charges onward with a murrito in his hand*
 
FOR THE MURRSTRESS!

*starts launching mur-gas loaded nerf darts from the plushie nerfgun he's holding*
 
A Murrrrrrrrrrf gun?!
*Loads up the Murrrrrrrrrf gun with murrrrrrrrrrritos and starts firing wildly at all the tanks*
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you MURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
 
CONTINUE ON MY SOLDIERS! KEEP GOING!
 
((Any many more "Murr" plays on words to come, XD))
In the name of the Murrrstress, TK! THIS IS MURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTA!!!!!
 
ONWARDS MY BELOVED FRIENDS AND FAMILY!
 
WE CAME! WE SAW! WE CONQUERED! .... AND I'M WORKING ON GETTING US NEW PANTS AND UNDERWEAR!
 
Ok.... FOR SOME OF US, THERE WILL BE PANTS!
 
I REPEAT! ONWARD!
 
*The clouds separate as a great, painted hand reaches down and slaps the dreadnaught from the sky.*

Call me Big Boss...
 
.........

Who in the hell painted YOUR HAND?! AND WHY?!

....

AND WHY ARE YOU HERE SAM?!
 
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