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...I'm going to assume you're a troll. And then I shall say Good one :D

......Because I like the glimmer of faith I have in humanity. I don't want it to be snuffed out over an unproven conspiracy theory ._.
 
...I'm going to assume you're a troll. And then I shall say Good one :D

......Because I like the glimmer of faith I have in humanity. I don't want it to be snuffed out over an unproven conspiracy theory ._.


Oh, Your assumptions are like.... Pshhh. to me. I eat trolls. A whole lot of them actually. And it seems to me that you're one of the trolls that you speak of. Funny. ;)


Should I say.. "Num, num." now?
 
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State your business here, Kermit! Or I shall eat you with the rest of the trolls! XD
 
How can he be a good troll when he's called out as one almost immediately? o.O
 
I'm just going to... take this as an admission of being a troll and...

**Waves her magic wand convincingly for Lobo**

I can make data things move and stuff!
 
And it seems the conspiracy theory has been relegated to the Asylum.

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It appears that I need to send out my black helicopters again. Frank escaped from his cell.
 
I'll alert the Cenobites.

*gets out his Rubik's Cube*
 
It would seem satellite surveillance is needed as well.


Edit: Because this somehow didn't get placed here earlier
 
Wrong. It's clearly the work of the

*awkward camera zoom*

C I A

They always trying to put down a brother.