Accusations

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I wasn't even willing to answer questions in class.

I accuse you for not being Batman
 
I didn't do it... *initiates gargling marbles voice* Because I'm BATMAN!

I accuse you of getting way too drunk when you were supposed to be pillaging.
 
Too bad I don't drink.

I accuse you of ruining my neighbor's backyard.
 
Too bad I was actually reading.

I accuse you of being named after the Japanese word for Cram Schools!
 
No its not true I didn't hit her I DID NAAAAWT.

I Accuse you of being in league with the guy named after the word for cram school.
 
NOT TRUE, BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!!!!

I accuse you for eating the whole pizza for yourself!
 
You know I have to consume large quantities.

I accuse you of gluttony and greed regarding the pizza.
 
True, and I enjoy eating and I want to eat it all to myself, so what? I'm an atheist so it's not like I believe that I will come to hell for it x3 TIME FOR PIZZA

I accuse you for bore people to death
 
Indeed. I have been using 4 caliber bore when I shoot them with my elephant gun.

I Accuse you of sexual relations with a bisexual drainpipe.
 
I APOLOGIZE TO THE RELATIVES OF THE DRAINPIPE.

I ACCUSE YOU OF EATING THE BABY KITTEN THAT JINX WAS GOING TO HAVE FOR LUNCH!
 
I AM THE CAT EMPEROR OF CATKIND, I DO NOT COMMIT CANNIBALISM YOUR HERETIC



I ACCUSE YOU OF BEING A DIRTY AS PIECE OF SHIT MOTHER FUCKING SPOOBY!
 
No one commits that crime because they simply don't want to. Spoobies are asswipes.

I Accuse you of liking Spiderman 3!
 
Impossible, I haven't even seen that movie yet... not as I can remember at least! And i I have seen it then it was bad because I can't remember it. Just like harry potter!

I accuse you for torturing animals
 
There's no way I could ever torture animals, they're way too cute unless you count torturing them with love then I'm definitely guilty.

I accuse you of jumping in a puddle and getting mud all over the floor.
 
That was soooooo not me, it waaas.... my invisible friend, George!

I accuse you for believing in your own existence
 
How dare you. It was marko who started the I'mmaLantern Cults!

I accuse you of holding it in and not going to the bathroom to pee!
 
you kidding me? the toilet is afraid of me, damn thing locked me out




I accuse you of fapping excessively
 
How did you kno... I meeeaaan... I would soo never do something like that >_<

I accuse you for being too lazy
 
I'd replay to that, but I don't feel like it




I ACCUSE YOU OF HAVING INAPPROPRIATE RELATIONS WITH A CANINE!
 
I did not have sexual relations with my dog. Bestiality is illegal. *hides the tapes*

I accuse you of locking small children in the basement and making them sew your clothing.
 
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