Accusations

  • Thread starter Six Million Dollar Man
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I have never done something so awf *heeelp* .. ... .. That was the TV... as I said I has never done something so awful in my life >_<

I accuse you for being an idiot
 
am not idjit, am gene-us!

I accuse you of wearing skimpy outfits in public while reading story books to children
 
I hate children, why who I read to those irritating little goblins? And I always have a suspicious hooded shirt and a pair of too big jeans on me!!! Pff, skimpy pff...

I accuse you for eating humans!
 
my diet plan- I mean, uh, people who eat humans grow fat.

I accuse you of creating the hyperspace hoopla at disneyworld.
 
I confess, mostly because I don't know what that is so I just assume I have done it ^^ I never know what I am doing x3

I accuse you for being on iwaku too much !
 
I am not on Iwaku too- wait…I'm on right now…OH MY GOOOOD!!!

I accuse you of watching me!
 
pff, I only watch really cute girls x3 And sometimes really cute/hot guys if they are in a anime x3 Real guys aren't hot enough x3

I accuse you for being a barrel!
 
You saw me do the barrel roll?!

I accuse you of posting the post above mine.
 
Not true, not true, not.... ... What you can't see you can't prove, I guess I just have to cut out your eyes now >_< *holds a knife*

I accuse you for having skeletons in the closet!
 
That's not true! My dog puts his bones in my closet, because he finds them easier that way!

I accuse you of breaking the neighbors window with a baseball bat!
 
Pff, I don't even own a baseball bat! I break windows by throwing a human threw it, that's a better way ^^

I accuse you for torturing animals. MONSTER!
 
God(dess) of all forms of sexual deviancy ALL forms of sexual deviancy, just doing my fucking job






I accuse you of being guido
 
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS... so it could be true.. I MEAN FALSE!

I accuse you for being a zombie
 
I'm not a zombie... I just have a bad complexion and a taste for human flesh is all.

I accuse you of being of the opposite sex.
 
I'm not a guy i just dress in they're cloths!

I accuse you of running through the night scaring old people in their houses!
 
Fuck, I've been spotted!

I accuse you of having armpit hair bushes.
 
Ha-ha! I see you have been tricked by my Chia pet disguise!

I accuse you...of listening to terrible music!
 
If you can't headbang then fuckoff


I ACCUSE YOU OF BEING A DIRTY SPOOBY!
 
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