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*Minigunners emerge from a conveniently placed forest.*

To the mall...

Minigunners: THE MALL!!!

*The soldiers charge, explosions and bullets flying.*

I GOT A 25% DISCOUNT!!!
 
RYKER, SANTA ANNA SAYS HE'S GONNA INVADE AGAIN.

ARE YOU GONNA KICK HIS ASS?
 
*Ryker appears with Santa Anna's severed head in hand.*

The rest made quite ae nice brisket.
 
Oh my.... well....