A Special Message to Those Who Try to Fight The MURRR.

  • So many newbies lately! Here is a very important PSA about one of our most vital content policies! Read it even if you are an ancient member!
*S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s begin to populate Scotland.*

For home country!

But you're Belorusian.

Belarus has part of the Zone encroaching it's border.
 
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*Nails Jesse's head to the wall*
 
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If I hadn't seen the music video I'd be worried about what made him so happy.
 
I love that gif...
 
all of the afore mentioned are viable options


and the reason is...
 
Actually the reason is 42. It is THE reason fer ever'thin'.
 
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*Kills Ryker, then vacuums all of the pieces and launches them into space*

THE REASON IS MUR!
 
THE HELL?! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!
 
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How'd you get here from Texas?
 
Nae, there's an openin' ta the gate o' Hell under the Gov'ner's mansion.

Present gov'ner...
 
I see. I'll be going there soon!