You Wake Up Married to the Person Above You

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I still remember the first time I saw your face.

It wasn't pretty.
 
THERE IS ONLY ONE MAN FOR ME.

AND THAT IS NOT YOU.
 
"So, uh... You still want to go to that Cirque du Soleil show tonight?"

 
"I said we could be friends! Not friends with benifits! Wait, do you even have any benifits?"
 
*Back hands Flare into the middle of the Pacific!!!*
 
OH GOODY! Can we have sex?
 
Alright, let's argue on for 10 more years and we will go on our separate ways.
 
please tell me you're at least an asian lady-boy i could cope with that
 
...wtf did I take my car to bed? wait...that's not a car....D:
 
Whats for breakfast?
 
Babies? *Runs out the back door*
 
"Dude, where'd those five Belly Dancer chicks go..? Ah well. Still want to go to that Cirque du Soleil show tonight?"
 
....MAKE ME FOOD........Then take me to vay so he can kick your ass for brainwashing me. =D

BUT FOOD FIRST...ITS A LONG WAAAAAAY. I DEMAND SPICY CHICKEN. >=D
 
*Plays with nipple piercings*

TEEHEE~
 
"So, uh... ... I got a PS3, and... Uh... Want some cake? I can bake a cake!"
 
I don't want a cake, babe, I want an Eclair.
 
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