You are Banned because ____________

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Banned for being the one who got away.
 
^Banned, for using the same reason as someone else!
 
Banned for assuming I read the rest of this thread.
 
^Banned, for not reading the rest of the thread, and being a smart ass. :P
 
^Banned for showing too much skin.
 
^ Banned for hypocrisy.
 
^Banned for having a mean looking snake in your avatar. You're only allowed to have pretty things there!
 
^Banned for being prejudice against resting bitch face. He's just misunderstood.
 
^Banned for mentioning someone I don't know. o.o
 
^Banned for not knowing I was referring to my snake. I mean, the snake.
 
Banned for not realizing that the poor snake must be named Resting Bitch Face

Banned for banning before I could ban
 
Banned for banning the one and only true banner. #BanAllTheThings
 
Banned for speaking my title, the One and True Banner. You shall address me as Captain.
 
^Banned, for calling yourself a Captain and not being Jack Sparrow.
 
Banned because my ship makes me Captain. That makes you... Chart Man!?
 
^Banned for calling me a man.

If I'm a man, I've got to get rid of my moobs. Should I tell my husband he's gay? o.O
 
Banned for accepting that you're a man and contemplated telling your hubby he's gay.
 
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