Would you _________ me?

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....I don't think I can eww with you.... o___O (XDDDD)

Would you help clean my room? >___>; It's a mess.
 
To steal this before GMK gets the chance to ATTACK . . . YES I WOULD.

In a little sister way.

CAUSE I HAVE SELF-CONTROL AND THE ABILITY TO NOT HAVE TO JUMP THE BONES OF EVERY FEMALE EVER. XDD

Would you get me a voice acting gig?
 
*Executes Orion and disembowels him, then sells his organs on e-bay*

That's a no

Would you raise me up to more than I could be?
 
*rams a giant pole through GMK and raises his impaled body over the ramparts* RAISED, YOU SHALL BE!


WOULD YOU...HELP ME BECOME THE GREATEST EMCEE EVER?
 
*releases a Nurglite plague fart into amps face,"
negative Ghost rider

Would you kneel before the god-emperor, blessed be his name.
 
I'd knee him in the FACE.

Would you smite an entire village for me?
 
You betcha. I SENSE...ENTERTAINMENT CONQUEST VALUE IN YOUR REQUEST.


Would you help me MAKE HEADS ROLL?
 
If they are the severed heads of heretic *decapitates Orion*
then yes

Would you stand beside me, even if we were surrounded by darkness?
 
i was born to live in DARKNESS

would you let me kick you in the face if i told you i'd kiss it better? ^.~
 
...I'd be too scared... .__.

Would you scare children with me!? >D
 
Yes

*Chases a chibi GMK around with his decapitated head in hand*

OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!


Would you sing a show-stopping musical number through a major city to win my heart?
 
to win your heart? hmmm maby

would you get gay porn from the store if i asked LOL
 
NO! But I know people who would, and watch it with you too.

Would you take a journey with me from which there can never be any return?
 
GOOD THING I KEPT THE RECEIPT.


Would you let me fondle your hair in an extremely lecherous way?
 
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. MAYBE.

*Still laughing at the reaction to mah Wolvie hair day*

Would you watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 with me?
 
*executes Barbiel for Heresy*

Would you Rage with me?
 
SURE! But you usually rage at me...

Would you undermine the imperium with me?
 
Sure, if I know what an imperium is.

Would you fart with me together at Loveless' face?
 
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