Worst pick-up line EVER!

"You know how I know we are having sex tonight? Because I'm stronger than you. "


An actual pick up line I got.
 
"I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets."

Harry Potter Pick ups... They are the best~

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You may fall from the sky
You may fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
Is in love with me.
 
"You're like a potato, but a kawaii potato."

I heard this at a con while I was at the bar. LOL.
 
You play Uno? 'Cause I have a draw-four in my pocket.
 
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