Worst pick-up line EVER!

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by lynzy, Mar 23, 2014.

  1. Believe it or not there are some real losers out there and they have the worst pick up lines around. Everyone has experienced them, so what's one you know?

    Hey! Even if you haven't, they have sites where you can find some, So share them with us, we could use a good laugh! xD

    (Keep it PG please!)

    Here's one to get us started...

    Hey baby! You must be tired... you've been running through my mind all night!
     
  2. Baby, did you fall from Heaven?
    Because you look like you landed on your face.

    Oh, wait, pickup lines. Um...

    Hey baby, do you have a map?
    Because I'm lost in your eyes.
     
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  3. Hey there gorgeous, wanna hump like bunnies?
     
  4. Hey there I just noticed that you're reading a book.... I like books.
     
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  5. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
     
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  6. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
     
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  7. Hey, baby.
    Is that a cellphone in your pocket? 'Cos your ass is calling me.
     
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  8. You're from japan right?
    I would gladly cut open my stomach for you.
    (may have worked, like 1000 years ago...)
     
  9. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
     
  10. Are you sitting on an F5 key? 'Cause your ass is refreshing.
     
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  11. Are you a professional athlete? Because you could score with anyone.
     
  12. Needs more UNIX
    Code:
    sudo su
    mv me yourpants
    
     
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  13. I just crapped in my pants. Can I get in yours?
     
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  14. Wanna know my favorite beverage?

    Mount and do.
     
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  15. The worst ones are sometimes the best ones though. They've worked on me once or twice!

    Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

    Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
     
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  16. Are you a Sharpie? Because girl, you're Ultra Fine.
     
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  17. Date me, I'm desperate.
     
  18. 'Sup biscuit, what's cracking?

    Alternate version: 'Sup biscuit, are you standing around here getting dry? Let's wrap you up in some plastic so you won't turn inedible.
     
  19. "Hey girl, hey girl, Hey girl!!! Bitch I know you hear me!"
     
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  20. "Keep the change, I just want a share of your thoughts."