Worst pick-up line EVER!

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lynzy

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Believe it or not there are some real losers out there and they have the worst pick up lines around. Everyone has experienced them, so what's one you know?

Hey! Even if you haven't, they have sites where you can find some, So share them with us, we could use a good laugh! xD

(Keep it PG please!)

Here's one to get us started...

Hey baby! You must be tired... you've been running through my mind all night!
 
Baby, did you fall from Heaven?
Because you look like you landed on your face.

Oh, wait, pickup lines. Um...

Hey baby, do you have a map?
Because I'm lost in your eyes.
 
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Hey there gorgeous, wanna hump like bunnies?
 
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
 
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Hey, baby.
Is that a cellphone in your pocket? 'Cos your ass is calling me.
 
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You're from japan right?
I would gladly cut open my stomach for you.
(may have worked, like 1000 years ago...)
 
Are you a professional athlete? Because you could score with anyone.
 
The worst ones are sometimes the best ones though. They've worked on me once or twice!

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
 
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Are you a Sharpie? Because girl, you're Ultra Fine.
 
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'Sup biscuit, what's cracking?

Alternate version: 'Sup biscuit, are you standing around here getting dry? Let's wrap you up in some plastic so you won't turn inedible.
 
"Keep the change, I just want a share of your thoughts."
 
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