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Hades
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Worst thing is when there's like a regular towel in a public bathroom, like a regular cloth towel like we have at home can you imagine just how fuckin insanitary that is? I usually place my hands behind my knees and squat so I dry them between the leg bend XDNot really had any bad experiences. But it does piss me off whenever i have to use the trolling taps. Basically, they give you X amount of time to wash your hands. It never is enough. Worse are hand dryers. The fucker that invented them was a giant troll! Most of the time, you're lucky to get 30 seconds of hot air before it stops. It usually ends up with most people doing a really shit karate show underneath the thing just to get the damn thing to work. Then give up and use their pants to dry their hands.
Lots of times I find shit all over the toilet sit and I stand there gazing at it and wondering how that fuck is that even humanly possible? how can you miss a turd? Was the pooper hanging on the ceiling?I had the misfortune of having to take an emergency dump in a public toilet. Nothing was wrong with it. It's just that we, brits, on a whole, dislike using public toilets and will always tough it out until we are back in the privacy of our own homes.
Always hated going for a piss at the train station. There was always someone that had an explosive shit. And whoever designed toilet trains clearly didn't account for us men. Pissing in them is like playing a game! Will you hit the bowl or will it go every where!? You either have to use one hand to aim it, one to stable yourself or take a ninja pose, climb up the wall then piss from a height.
And I did had my bad experiences peeing on the train, I even considered just doing it in the washbasin since since I had to pee squatting in order to don't miss the toilet - of course I didn't do that XD
This happens mostly at work, it starts with just holding a fart cause you're at work surrounded by coworkers, then before you know it you think you have to go number 2, when you arrive in the toilet it's just the tiny fart you once held prisoner that came back with a vengeance XDI have had several times where a fart was not to be trusted thus having to turn myself into British Gas.( a gas company) and prevent any leaks until i got home. Always awkard as you know that if you give in, that fart could easily be a mistake.
this sounds like a very short summary of a much more thrilling story XDI peed myself in public once. >:/ Thank god no one saw.
I knew this girl who was once wearing a long skirt and no panties, she lead a very promiscuous sex life, dunno if that's why she was not wearing panties or if you girls some times just don't do it... anyway, she just stepped a couple meter from the rest of the gang, squatted, grabbed the skirt so that it covered her but didn't touch the floor, unleashed a small yellowish river from between her legs, shook her booty to get rid of excess dripping and got up and returned towards the rest of the gang as if it was absolutely normal... it was normal, like about a 1000 years ago in the middle ages XD
All that said it was sorta hot, but I am a perv XD
This reminded me of a time when I was early for school and had to wait for them to open the building. At the time there was a gypsy camping just across the street, one of the kids comes crossing the street, his age must have been between 3 and 6 years old, he was not wearing any pants, just a small shirt, he squatted near a tree that was about 20 feet from me and dropped a massive turd and got up and returned to his camping and I stood there wondering - what the fuck just happened...One time in summer school, before classes begun, i had to piss. When i was doing my business in a urinal, this boy came in, and decides to PEE IN THE CORNER, WHERE AN URINAL IS 1.5 FEET AWAY.
Now that I think about it, the bathroom is pretty much the only open boy's bathroom that wasn't being cleaned for the majority of the summer.