So I thought about making this thread so we can share our worse experiences in the bathroom - cause I just came out of a bad situation XD So here's my dirty story XD I was at a work and needed to use the toilet, we have 2 bathrooms, one upstairs for the office folks, one downstairs for the warehouse folks. The one upstairs was being used to I went downstairs, there are two toilet cubicles one was locked up cause it was rather dirty, so I used the other one. First of, I always cover the seat with paper when doing my business in public, one can get some decease if one is careless... I was about to do that when I noticed there were dry shit marks in the toilet seat... couldn't see at first glance cause it was a black toilet seat... so I wet some paper with water from the washbasin and clean that shit up... literally XD Afterwards I build the paper fortress to protect me from germs and other people cuddies XD and I do my shit... literally XD afterwards I clean myself, flush the toilet, use the brush to leave no marks... you know, I poop like a professional hitman, I leave no marks... So I am about to exit and the door doesn't open... I am pretty sure I didn't turn the key, but I can't be sure, so I try to turn the key and it won't open, I can lock up two more rounds and open them up but can't open past that... so I am locked in the toilet cubicle... I climbed on the paper bin, then pressed my feet against the wall and my back against the opposite wall and craw upwards till I am over the door and jump down on the floor, luckily I am in good enough shape to do this, despite of being a bit overweight... So that's my shitty adventure of the day! Tell me your stories!