- Invitation Status
- Posting Speed
- One post per day
- Online Availability
- Florida Time: 5:00 PM
- Writing Levels
- Give-No-Fucks
- Intermediate
- Adept
- Advanced
- Preferred Character Gender
- Male
- Primarily Prefer Male
- Genres
- Anime, Fantasy, Post-Apocalyptic, Action/Adventure, and Dark. Sometimes I like to do Edgy things, but it has to be played out right to work for me.
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It was paper. Unu laughed when he felt it with his own hand and felt the expanded texture of paper, his hand bouncing in the divets. He was dropped from a wormhole The Teleporterer, a small green lizard wearing a hat, had created to transport him here and here seemed to be in a tiny quarter mile space of nothing. Unu looked to his left, off in the distance he could see the top of some structure, it was too far away to make out and then he looked to his right. To his right was a BISON, a tiny mouse, nibbling at his shoe.
Unu crouched and stared at it, the little guy seemed unaffected by his costume, so he picked it up. "How you doin' little guy." He stroked his back with his finger, holding the excess of his sleeve tight to allow it to poke through. "Can you talk too?"
"Yeah." The mouse responded with a deep voice. Unu couldn't help, but picture a giant burly black guy. "Give me some cheese." Unu stared at the mouse for a second and then looked around. "What are you looking around for? I said give me some cheese, damn freddy krueger reject."
"Well, someone's in a bad mood." Unu said as he started gripping the mouse. He began to squeeze it.
"Ow! Ow! Stop it! Put me down!" The mouse shouted before using its powers to instantly transport itself down. "This is like a tutorial man, jeez, just give me some cheese."
"But, I ain't got no cheese." Unu replied.
"Then make some cheese." The mouse replied.
"How does one do that?" Unu asked.
"You just do." The mouse replied. Unu bent down again and the mouse instantly retreated. "Keep your filthy hands off me." Unu did not listen and picked the mouse up again, holding it at eye level, the mouse stood up trying to use its tiny hands to shield its eyes. "Look man, ain't nobody wanna be this close to you."
"Why are you such a dick?" Unu asked.
"Cause I still ain't got no cheese." The mouse replied, stomping around on his hand.
"You know what fine." Unu snapped his fingers. "There I wished for cheese. There is no cheese. So how am I supposed to get-" The mouse had fallen into a trance, its tongue hanging out of its mouth, and it begun to step forward, ignoring Unu. "Hey, mouse." It got dangerously close to the edge of his hand before falling off the side. Unu made no attempt to save the creature, but it didn't care. He watched it continue to march before smelling... cheese. Right behind him, a barrel load of the crap had just appeared. "Holy hell, you just do it."
"Told you dumbass." The mouse sang as it climbed up the mountain of cheese and hugged a piece. "So much cheese."
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[fieldbox=GM Note, red, solid] You decide where you land, how you do so, etc. Have fun. [/fieldbox]
It was paper. Unu laughed when he felt it with his own hand and felt the expanded texture of paper, his hand bouncing in the divets. He was dropped from a wormhole The Teleporterer, a small green lizard wearing a hat, had created to transport him here and here seemed to be in a tiny quarter mile space of nothing. Unu looked to his left, off in the distance he could see the top of some structure, it was too far away to make out and then he looked to his right. To his right was a BISON, a tiny mouse, nibbling at his shoe.
Unu crouched and stared at it, the little guy seemed unaffected by his costume, so he picked it up. "How you doin' little guy." He stroked his back with his finger, holding the excess of his sleeve tight to allow it to poke through. "Can you talk too?"
"Yeah." The mouse responded with a deep voice. Unu couldn't help, but picture a giant burly black guy. "Give me some cheese." Unu stared at the mouse for a second and then looked around. "What are you looking around for? I said give me some cheese, damn freddy krueger reject."
"Well, someone's in a bad mood." Unu said as he started gripping the mouse. He began to squeeze it.
"Ow! Ow! Stop it! Put me down!" The mouse shouted before using its powers to instantly transport itself down. "This is like a tutorial man, jeez, just give me some cheese."
"But, I ain't got no cheese." Unu replied.
"Then make some cheese." The mouse replied.
"How does one do that?" Unu asked.
"You just do." The mouse replied. Unu bent down again and the mouse instantly retreated. "Keep your filthy hands off me." Unu did not listen and picked the mouse up again, holding it at eye level, the mouse stood up trying to use its tiny hands to shield its eyes. "Look man, ain't nobody wanna be this close to you."
"Why are you such a dick?" Unu asked.
"Cause I still ain't got no cheese." The mouse replied, stomping around on his hand.
"You know what fine." Unu snapped his fingers. "There I wished for cheese. There is no cheese. So how am I supposed to get-" The mouse had fallen into a trance, its tongue hanging out of its mouth, and it begun to step forward, ignoring Unu. "Hey, mouse." It got dangerously close to the edge of his hand before falling off the side. Unu made no attempt to save the creature, but it didn't care. He watched it continue to march before smelling... cheese. Right behind him, a barrel load of the crap had just appeared. "Holy hell, you just do it."
"Told you dumbass." The mouse sang as it climbed up the mountain of cheese and hugged a piece. "So much cheese."
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[fieldbox=GM Note, red, solid] You decide where you land, how you do so, etc. Have fun. [/fieldbox]