Heh...I think the article is a riot...all of the santa-satan comparisons are a compilation of hodgepodge myth, marketing, song lyrics, and tradition...none of it comes from a valid enough source to draw true comparisons.
Santa...Satan? Isn't that too close to be coincidence?
I know a guy named Jess U *insert last name here*
Does that make my friend Jesus?
It all makes sense