WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE???

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Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#1
AND WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CONSTANTLY POST IN THIS SECTION?
 

Childish Grumpino

LET'S DO METH AND CHOP UP OUR NEIGHBOURS  ヲ 詠よ意イめフ
SECURITY DEPARTMENT
DONATING MEMBER
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
#2
We're the voices inside your head, dude. IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND.

On a side note, dude, you need to lay off all the energy drinks. Shit really fuck's us voices about. Hence this section of your brain.
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#3
BUT I DON'T DRINK ENERGY DRINKS BECAUSE THEY HAVE STUPID NAMES LIKE GATOR-AIDS OR SPAZZ.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
#4
OR RED BALLS!!!
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#5
RED BALLS GIVES YOU BONERS, NOT WINGS.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
#6
NO IT MAKES YOU PISS FIRE!!!
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#7
...Aren't you the voice that keeps telling me to burn things?
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
#8
NO MOTHER FUCKER, I'M SAMUEL L. JACKSON, DRINK MY BEER! IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK!!! YOU'LL BE FUCKING FAT GIRLS IN NO TIME!!!
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#9
WE ARE THE UNSTOPPABLE
THE IRRESISTIBLE
THE BREAVE
THE BOLD
MEN AND WOMEN OF THE INTERNET
WHO BRAVED A HUNDRED TROLLS
AND SWAM ALONG THE EDDIES OF CYBERSPACE
VENTURING FORTH TO PLAY MAKE BELIEVE
AN ELABORATE GAMES OF PRETEND
WITH OTHERS
BUT CAME TO REST IN THE LAND OF NONSENSE AND MADNESS


WE ARE


INSANITY
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#10
.... That was epic.
 
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Slyen

Guest
#11
Stop being such a communist! Those derps in West Allis were right! D:<
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#12
AND I
AM THE EVER GREAT
AND EVER HANDSOME
MAJESTIC LEADER
WHOSE WISDOM
AND POWER
KNOW NO BOUNDS

IT IS I

THE GREAT IWAKU'S
PAOROU-SAMA
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#13
That's the voice you THINK is sane, until you get locked in jail, then you realize, PAOROU'S THE KING OF INSANITY!
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#14
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#16
I am not yrly

._.
 
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Cosmic Orion

Guest
#17
He is the former King of Insanity, overthrown by the newly empowered Queen Isabella.
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#18
Stop being such a communist! Those derps in West Allis were right! D:<
NO WAI~ I'M EASTERN EUROPEAN AND PROUD OF IT.
 
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Cosmic Orion

Guest
#19
Is Rory a woman now?
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#20
Rory, are you trying to be the new Coffee?

Because that'd be fabulous.