WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE???

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
AND WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CONSTANTLY POST IN THIS SECTION?
 
We're the voices inside your head, dude. IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND.

On a side note, dude, you need to lay off all the energy drinks. Shit really fuck's us voices about. Hence this section of your brain.
 
BUT I DON'T DRINK ENERGY DRINKS BECAUSE THEY HAVE STUPID NAMES LIKE GATOR-AIDS OR SPAZZ.
 
RED BALLS GIVES YOU BONERS, NOT WINGS.
 
...Aren't you the voice that keeps telling me to burn things?
 
NO MOTHER FUCKER, I'M SAMUEL L. JACKSON, DRINK MY BEER! IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK!!! YOU'LL BE FUCKING FAT GIRLS IN NO TIME!!!
 
WE ARE THE UNSTOPPABLE
THE IRRESISTIBLE
THE BREAVE
THE BOLD
MEN AND WOMEN OF THE INTERNET
WHO BRAVED A HUNDRED TROLLS
AND SWAM ALONG THE EDDIES OF CYBERSPACE
VENTURING FORTH TO PLAY MAKE BELIEVE
AN ELABORATE GAMES OF PRETEND
WITH OTHERS
BUT CAME TO REST IN THE LAND OF NONSENSE AND MADNESS


WE ARE


INSANITY
 
.... That was epic.
 
Stop being such a communist! Those derps in West Allis were right! D:<
 
AND I
AM THE EVER GREAT
AND EVER HANDSOME
MAJESTIC LEADER
WHOSE WISDOM
AND POWER
KNOW NO BOUNDS

IT IS I

THE GREAT IWAKU'S
PAOROU-SAMA
 
That's the voice you THINK is sane, until you get locked in jail, then you realize, PAOROU'S THE KING OF INSANITY!
 
He is the former King of Insanity, overthrown by the newly empowered Queen Isabella.
 
Stop being such a communist! Those derps in West Allis were right! D:<

NO WAI~ I'M EASTERN EUROPEAN AND PROUD OF IT.
 
Rory, are you trying to be the new Coffee?

Because that'd be fabulous.