What's your favourite funny insult?

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Minibit

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I think Community just bumped up to my #1 spot:

"You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth, You are the OPPOSITE of Batman!"
 
YOU MAKE DINOSAURS. >:[
 
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!



Also: your gynecologist's specialty is spelunking.
 
[MENTION=5164]MittenKitten83[/MENTION] it's from Monty Python and the holy grail
 
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Smooth move, ex-lax.

I'd kick you, but that would be animal abuse.
 
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I do have a great many insults tht I could throw here but I'll put......


You look like you smell like pee.
 
So I heard you use Papyrus as your default font.


Now that's just mean. ;_; you can ruin reputations with that one.




New one:
Your smile reminds me of a song. You might have heard of it- it's called "Black and yellow".
 
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You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.

Plenty of myelin but not enough neurons
 
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"Where'd you get that suit from? The toilet store?" -Anchorman.
 
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"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch, and may your arms be too short to scratch."
 
Basically everything in this.

 
Hello. I am Oscar Rossini, noted city philanthropist, a supporter of the party in government, active on a dozen political committees and a substantial donor of financial gifts. I have no criminal record, several awards, three of which were given to me by presidents, and a medal. *big nasty grin* I am also, finally, a television star. I'd like it if you could arrest me now. Because it will ensure that in a week's time you will be in a most unpleasant prison with the mutant erection of a career dog rapist deep in your colon.