What's your favourite funny insult?

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Minibit, Aug 21, 2013.

  1. I think Community just bumped up to my #1 spot:

    "You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth, You are the OPPOSITE of Batman!"
  3. I hope your bacon burns.
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  4. Your birthday is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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  5. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

    Also: your gynecologist's specialty is spelunking.
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    Also: You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
  7. [MENTION=5164]MittenKitten83[/MENTION] it's from Monty Python and the holy grail
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  8. Smooth move, ex-lax.

    I'd kick you, but that would be animal abuse.
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  9. I do have a great many insults tht I could throw here but I'll put......

    You look like you smell like pee.
  10. So I heard you use Papyrus as your default font.
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  11. Now that's just mean. ;_; you can ruin reputations with that one.

    New one:
    Your smile reminds me of a song. You might have heard of it- it's called "Black and yellow".
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  12. You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.

    Plenty of myelin but not enough neurons
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  13. "Where'd you get that suit from? The toilet store?" -Anchorman.
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  14. "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch, and may your arms be too short to scratch."
  15. You're a D*** muffin! The whole D*** Brand!!!
  16. Basically everything in this.

  17. Pussy-mouthed motherfucktress.
  18. Hello. I am Oscar Rossini, noted city philanthropist, a supporter of the party in government, active on a dozen political committees and a substantial donor of financial gifts. I have no criminal record, several awards, three of which were given to me by presidents, and a medal. *big nasty grin* I am also, finally, a television star. I'd like it if you could arrest me now. Because it will ensure that in a week's time you will be in a most unpleasant prison with the mutant erection of a career dog rapist deep in your colon.