What's your favourite funny insult?

[Minibit]

I think Community just bumped up to my #1 spot:

"You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth, You are the OPPOSITE of Batman!"

 

[Diana]

YOU MAKE DINOSAURS. >:[

 

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

I hope your bacon burns.

 

[LogicfromLogic]

Your birthday is an apology letter from the condom factory.

 

[Lady Sabine]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!



Also: your gynecologist's specialty is spelunking.

 

[Mittens83]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

WHY DOES THIS SOUND SO FAMILIAR TO ME?! D:<

Also: You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

 

[Minibit]

[MENTION=5164]MittenKitten83[/MENTION] it's from Monty Python and the holy grail

 

[Fluffy]

Smooth move, ex-lax.

I'd kick you, but that would be animal abuse.

 

[Cerulean]

I do have a great many insults tht I could throw here but I'll put......


You look like you smell like pee.

 

[Red Revolver]

So I heard you use Papyrus as your default font.

 

[Lady Sabine]

So I heard you use Papyrus as your default font.

Now that's just mean. ;_; you can ruin reputations with that one.




New one:
Your smile reminds me of a song. You might have heard of it- it's called "Black and yellow".

 

[Super Cat]

You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.

Plenty of myelin but not enough neurons

 

[October Knight]

"Where'd you get that suit from? The toilet store?" -Anchorman.

 

[CrazyDragon]

"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch, and may your arms be too short to scratch."

 

[LightingBird]

You're a D*** muffin! The whole D*** Brand!!!

 

[Hecatoncheires]

Basically everything in this.

 

[Tegan]

Pussy-mouthed motherfucktress.

 

[CosmicWeinerDog]

Hello. I am Oscar Rossini, noted city philanthropist, a supporter of the party in government, active on a dozen political committees and a substantial donor of financial gifts. I have no criminal record, several awards, three of which were given to me by presidents, and a medal. *big nasty grin* I am also, finally, a television star. I'd like it if you could arrest me now. Because it will ensure that in a week's time you will be in a most unpleasant prison with the mutant erection of a career dog rapist deep in your colon.