What's your favorite cheesy pickup line?

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Fantasy is my #1; I will give almost anything a chance if it has strong fantasy elements. Post apocalyptic, superhero, alternate history, science fantasy, some supernatural, romance, and a few fandoms (especially Game of Thrones) are also likely to catch my eye.
I recall there being some other thread like this a few months back, but whatever, I remembered a great one so I'm making a thread for dumb pickup lines. Here's my favorite at the moment:

Hey girl, let's do some math together. Let's add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

So, what cheesy pickup lines amuse you guys? Cover this thread in the cheddar.
 
You remind me of a green bottle because I want to mount and do you
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Hey babe, i'm no weatherman but you can expect a few inches tonight.
 
Not sure if this would count as cheesy or not but anyways:

Me: Can I get your number?

Girl: I have a boyfriend.

Me: I have a dog.

Girl: What?

Me: Oh, sorry. I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.
 
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Did you spray your pants with Windex? Cause I can see myself in them.

I want to treat you like my homework; throw you on the desk and do you all night long.


The best one was after watching Harry Potter and my husband turned to me and said "Want to see me make some magic with my wand?"
 
ALL OF THEM

CHEESY PICK UP LINES ARE MY THING

"Are you Google because you have everything I'm searching for."

"You had me at "Hello, world.""

"Are your pants a compressed file because I'd like to unzip them."

"What's the time because I need to know exactly when I met my soul mate."

"Are you my wifi because I feel a strong connection."

"I want our love to be like pi: never ending and irrational."

"Are you a weeping angel because I can't take my eyes off of you."

"Hey, you want to see my hard disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and floppy."

"There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number."

I've got WAY more but I feel like I should stop now while I'm ahead.
 
Are you coffee, cause you keep me awake all night.
 
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  • Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see.
  • If I were a Nidoking, you'd be my Nidoqueen.
  • Ever have sex while camping? It's fucking intents.
  • Ever have sex in space? It's out of this world.
  • Damn girl, I got my ION you.
  • Homosexuality is a disease! And I caught it for you!
  • I wish you were my little toe. Because I would like to bang you on every piece of furniture.
  • Charmanders are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a pokemon, I'd choose you.
  • Fez's are red, TARDIS are blue, bowties are cool, and so are you.
  • This may be a little Farfetch, but I was thinking of a film I want to make that will Staryu and Starmie. It begins a I pikachu under the covers while you Snorlax, then I wake you with my Wigglytuff in between your Jigglypuffs. You're a little Krabby at first because you feel Drowsy, but you start to Lickitung my Ho-Oh until I Squirtle in your Meowth. It's your first time so you can't help but Koffing out the Muk. You're already Weezing but we're not done yet because my Cubone is still hard as Onyx. You proceed to Rhydon my Lapras like a Horsea until Abra, Kadabra, Alakazzam! I pull out my Weedle just in time for me to Blastoise all over your Tangela.
  • Hey girl, I hear it's almost valentines day. And I select you, naturally.
 
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If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? ;D
 
Here are some that are guaranteed to never get you laid atop being cheesy.

"Are you a stripper? Cuz' I've got a pole for you to dance on."
"Are you a ferret? Because I can save your life."
"Wanna LAN tonight? I'll stick my network cable in your port... Slowly."
"Are you part of Gryffindor? Allow me to Slytherin."
"Want some help on that biology test? I'll study with you all night long."
"I heard you ordered some pizza with extra sausage.:sunglasses:"
 
Damn girl, are you my appendix? Because I don't know how you work but this funny feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
 
Can you write down you're number? I can remember the first 20 digits of pi, but I have trouble remembering the 7 digits of your phone number
 
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