What's your favorite cheesy pickup line?

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"Do you live in a corn field? 'Cause I'm stalking you."
"Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day."
"Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you."
"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!"
"Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you."
 
"There's a lot of fish in the ocean and I want you to be my finest catch."
 
Hey, Babe. This rag smell like Chloroform?

I'm kidding. I don't really have any.
 
I'm sorry to seem so forward, but your lips make me wonder what the rest of you tastes like.
 
Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.

Hey girl, did you get those pants on sale? Cause they're 100% off at my place.

Did you hear? There will only be seven planets left after I destroy uranus.

You turn my software into hardware

Your mother must have been the luckiest woman alive to have you inside her for 9 months

Hey girl, you wanna feel my sweater? That's boyfriend material.
 
That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd be coming too.
 
So glad I wrote these two down. So. Glad.

"I am going to woo you like overripe camembert woos small aerial insects."
"Baby, I'm going to woo you like you're the sickly sweet scent of putrefying green pear, and I am the delirious Drosophila melanogaster."

And of course:

"Babe, let our love flow together like the way lava overtook Pompeii."

Otherwise, this one is a favourite of mine:

"Darling, did you sit on a pile of sugar? 'cause your ass is sweet."
 
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Just heard this gem today:

"Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."
 
"Hey girl, is father in prison?"

"What? no!"

"Well, if you were my daughter, I would be."
 
images.jpg Short, Funny, and to the point. *Hotdog or weiner required.*
 
I have a friend who legitimately used "boom boom boom, I'm gonna wreck your womb" as a pick up line. And it worked.

Sigh.
 
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I have a friend who legitimately used "boom boom boom, I'm gonna wreck your womb" as a pick up line. And it worked.

Sigh.
Dude. That guy gets it.




"Hey, come here often. Becouse with me I'll make sure you cum often"
 
Damn girl, are you Saber-Sama? Because you're so hot you could be my waifu.
 
So, what cheesy pickup lines amuse you guys? Cover this thread in the cheddar.

Hey, are you cheddar cheese? Because you're looking sharp tonight.

You're such a gouda looking guy ;)

Let's grow mold together, like blue cheese
 
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60% of the time it works everytime.
 
Do you come here often?

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

If I flip a coin, what are my chances at getting head?

Did it hurt? When you burst through earth's surface and crawled out of hell.

I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream.
 
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