What's your D&D Alignment?

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Seiji, Nov 27, 2014.

  1. Posted this in the CBOX earlier and it was pretty fun to see all the responses, so I figure, let's see ALL of Iwaku's Responses!

    What D&D Alignment Are YOU?

    Mine is...


    A neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. She doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most neutrality is a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil. After all, she would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, she’s not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. The common phrase for neutral is "true neutral." Neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion.

    --excerpted from the Player’s Handbook, Chapter 6
  2. Neutral

    I have noticed that I become more conservative as I get older.

    When I took this same exam years ago when it first hit the wizards website, I was chaotic good
  3. Lawful Neutral
    A lawful neutral character acts as law, tradition, or a personal code directs her. Order and organization are paramount to her. She may believe in personal order and live by a code or standard, or she may believe in order for all and favor a strong, organized government. The common phrase for lawful neutral is "true lawful." Lawful neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you are reliable and honorable without being a zealot.

    --excerpted from the Player’s Handbook, Chapter 6
  4. Same thing I get every time I've taken this quiz for myself, haha.

    Chaotic Neutral
    A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn’t strive to protect others’ freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. The chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). The common phrase for chaotic neutral is "true chaotic." Remember that the chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom both from society’s restrictions and from a do-gooder’s zeal.
  5. Chaotic Good

    A chaotic good character acts as his conscience directs him with little regard for what others expect of him. He makes his own way, but he’s kind and benevolent. He believes in goodness and right but has little use for laws and regulations. He hates it when people try to intimidate others and tell them what to do. He follows his own moral compass, which, although good, may not agree with that of society. Chaotic good is the best alignment you can be because it combines a good heart with a free spirit.
  6. Neutral Evil
    A neutral evil villain does whatever she can get away with. She is out for herself, pure and simple. She sheds no tears for those she kills, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. She has no love of order and holds no illusion that following laws, traditions, or codes would make her any better or more noble. On the other hand, she doesn’t have the restless nature or love of conflict that a chaotic evil villain has. The criminal who robs and murders to get what she wants is neutral evil. Some neutral evil villains hold up evil as an ideal, committing evil for its own sake. Most often, such villains are devoted to evil deities or secret societies. The common phrase for neutral evil is "true evil." Neutral evil is the most dangerous alignment because it represents pure evil without honor and without variation.

    ....huh. :v

  7. I am not surprised. You nutty priest.

    See what I did there?

    Pun pun pun pun
  8. Shhhh, stop bringing that up, I put the dicks behind me because anal. I'm a power bottom different person now.
  9. Well BOTTOMS UP to you my friend

    Pun pun pun pun
  10. There hath been no lie more profound ever been spoken than this. :P

  11. Well duh. After getting it from behind, it stands to reason that he would be more comfortable LYING down

    Pun pun pun pun
  12. I have no idea what you're implying here. Are you doubting my power bottom status, or my breaking away from the religion of dicks?
  13. @Jorick

    The only thing in doubt is what pun we can make next
  14. Yes.
  15. Lawful Good
    A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. She combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. She tells the truth, keeps her word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion.

    --excerpted from the Player’s Handbook, Chapter 6
    I just... What even is this?​
  16. You're a paladin
  17. Chaotic evil. What a pleasant surprise.
  18. Neutral, I'm not surprised.
  19. I second this
  20. Neutral.

    'Fraid I'm a bit boring.