Basically, post here sayings that are either twisted so as to be humorous, or are simply humorous by themselves (whether they are legitimate or not). The one rule is that you may post only three sayings at a time, at most.
To begin,
If at first you don't succeed,
you're a failure.
What doesn't kill you
will find a way.
As all roads lead to Rome,
all chatrooms lead to Berlin.
To begin,
If at first you don't succeed,
you're a failure.
What doesn't kill you
will find a way.
As all roads lead to Rome,
all chatrooms lead to Berlin.