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Awh, how'd you know I'd like a collar instead of an engagement ring?
 
..... Aw crud.... Come on, GMK, time to get an abortion.
 
Oh fuck. What did I drink last night?
 
I'll have one more glass of yoooooou.
 
I would totally hit that...I mean marry that.