Wake up married to the person above you 0 0;

B-but, I'm n-not ebil! D:
 
*Throws zypher out of the bed and tackles fluffy*
 
H-how did I wake up hewe? kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~ There's a Karsi in my bed!
 
revenge? AM I THE REVENGE!?
 
Screaming. ENDLESS SCREAMING.

And that's when I start breaking shit.
 
Why bother Turning into lou ferigno, Just wear terminator armor everywhere *Crashes through a wall to the nearest beer*
 
Ooooh, a Fluffy! ^.^
 
Don't worry, Sensei. You're still married to me. That part about Seiji was a nightmare. *Snuggles*
 
WHAT ABOUT ME?!
 
*Holds up a bottle of Johnny walker blue* Scotch?
 
That'll do. *Marries the bottle*