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...Please tell me there's someone in the closet ready to yell "YOU GOT PUNKED!"
 
Can't say there is, KooKoo. Sorry~ We can go beat up on Seiji if it'll make you feel better.
 
I can't handle this kind of commitment.
 
No~
You mean you don't want to deal with me.
Haha, it's alright. You can be a cuckold and I'll be a pampered mistress <3
 
Ooooooh, is that A challenge!?

wuts a cucklod...sounds nsfw to me.
 
Where the hell have you been, you haven't logged in like forever

Oh Octy a Cuckold is a person who's been cheated on.
 
No, I find you simply irresistible, *Snuggles fluffy*
 
"A cuckold is a married man with an adulterous wife" - says Wikipedia.
Hmm... I think you married the wrong spouse here by mistake. Fluffuhubbu is in the next bar...
 
Crap..... Kitti.... I'm sorry, I already have a wife and children with Corv.... I'm sorry...
 
You all can keep your "Cuckolds" to yourself!

**Marries TK cause He is crazy and needs a crazy chick
 
There's a extra seat for you on this bicycle over the pot of boiling lobsters, dear.