ALL IWAKU PPLZ RAED BEFOUR POASTAN. I want this to be like when a bunch of guys (Or girls. WUTEVA.) get together and swap stories. Tall tales. I don't care if you have anyone to back it up. I just want to read some of the crazy stuff we've all seen, done on accident, or managed to pull off in a moment of glory. HILARIOUS OR EPIC OR BOTH. There's no time limit on how old or recent it was or even how well remembered it is. . . just tell the story as best you can. And we can all laugh and drink various beverages. FOR EXAMPLE: Over Spring Break I was at my Cousin's house. He has "Star Ocean: The Last Hope" and I talked him into letting me play it because he was killing stuff over & over again to get this one item that I don't remember the name of that some big turtle drops. ANYWAY. So I'm killing stuff. . . and all the sudden I run into this enemy that looks like a big gorilla. Which I don't know the name of. I only played the game for 20 minutes. But while fighting and whooping it's arse I punched it in the arse. . . AND IT DIED, LEAVING BEHIND HOT CHOCOLATE. I'm not talking about a wave of the stuff primates throw either. I'm talking about an item that was a literal cup of HOT. FUCKING. CHOCOLATE. THAT YOU COULD DRINK!!!! That's just ONE of my stories & it was only last week. It isn't too hard to tell these stories, right?