Vending Machine

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(I have to say I lol'd on that one)

Gets the adventure of a lifetime! No serious, you must guard this knowledge for the rest of your life on the run!

-inserts day of cleaning-
 
*Gets an Italian mobster*

*Inserts a Swiffer Feather Duster with OCD, three lemons, a dried applehead that looks like Asmo, and a copy of The BANNED Book of Dead Baby Jokes*
 
Gets Lemon Pinesol along with the really awesome, black lady actress who is super enthusiastic about her pinesol and will pressure sell you into buying it using dead baby jokes.

-inserts assorted jellies-
 
*Gets a membership to Jelly-of-the-Month Club*

*Inserts M.C. Hammer*
 
Gets a hit song everyone will remember.

-inserts tap water-
 
gets out coke

puts in an ugly man
 
*Gets glasses?*

*Puts in ummm talking mushrooms*
 
gets out singing mushrooms :D

puts in a swedish movie
 
Gets "Let the Right One In"

Puts in burgers and fries
 
Gets dead cat
Puts in a bloody Penis...
 
Gets a good way to scare kids into abstinence

Puts in a lacrosse video game
 
*Gets a copy of Ghost Recon* SWEET

*Inserts a fake arm (Left or Right, next Poster's choice)*
 
Gets a stinky diaper

Puts a game ticket
 
Gets a tour of a video game facility.

-inserts swiss army knife-
 
Gets the new Fiat Abarth car.

-inserts Top Gear UK show-
 
Gets a broken mask.

Inserts a cracker.
 
*Gets a wannabe white rapper*

*Inserts three (3) #2 pencils, a fist-sized geode, the Great Wall of China, and a barrel of glue*
 
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