UFOPORNO!

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Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


This is Finnish.
 
I think I'm about to Finnish.
 
And suddenly I feel like I'm on the 4chan Party Van's Team Fortress 2 server.
 
It happens. Blame Finland.
 
That's cliched....Blame something else.
 
Let's blame the Bosnians , they don't get blamed for enough. :/
 
UFO PORNO!!!!!
 
I will never go back to the same porn
UFOPORNO ALL THE WAY
*puts my fist in the air*
please dont join me for copyright reasons
*whispers* its disturbed :o
 
 
But what happens if you are?
 
UFO PORNO!!!!!
 
*Signals an orbital strike on finland's UFOPORNO empire*


The xenos must be cleansed.