Two Cows

[Verin]

I have two cows, that just started milking themselves in awe of that joke.

 

[Laggy Lagiacrus]

I have two cows, and they keep spreading rumours. Apparently, they heard them on the bovine.

 

[Falcon]

I have to cows. They tell me they think these jokes are getting udderly ridiculous.

 

[Verin]

I have two cows, who are roasting in the spring sun.

 

[Smo]

I have two cows. They are upset that cowtails are candy for humans.

 

[captchakiller]

These are not the 2 cows you are looking for.