Okay, so this is for giggles, mainly. So how you play is that you start with: 'I have two cows', then add on the most ridiculous thing you can imagine. I.E.: I have 2 cows. I do not care. I have 2 cows. One's fabulous. I have two cows. One had a brief love affair with Da Vinci. I have 2 cows. They love Meatloaf.