Two Cows

[Smo]

Okay, so this is for giggles, mainly. So how you play is that you start with: 'I have two cows', then add on the most ridiculous thing you can imagine.

I.E.:

• I have 2 cows. I do not care.
• I have 2 cows. One's fabulous.
• I have two cows. One had a brief love affair with Da Vinci.

I have 2 cows. They love Meatloaf.

 

[Falcon]

I have 2 cows, they like to sing opera.

 

[Verin]

I have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn watched by chicken farmers. I then have to watch the chickens.

Communism, folks.

 

[Falcon]

I have two cows, one is typing this for me now.

 

[Verin]

I had two cows, but aliens stole one.

 

[Smo]

I have two cows. One's convinced he is king of England.

 

[Falcon]

I have two cows, no wait . . . one's a horse.

 

[Smo]

I have two cows, they have beef with each other.

 

[Verin]

I have two cows, who are convinced the system is milking everything out of them.

 

[Falcon]

I have two cows. Their names are t-bone and beef-steak.

 

[Smo]

I have two cows, their father was a knight named Sir Loin.

 

[Verin]

I have two cows, one of which is currently extra crispy.

 

[Smo]

I have two cows, it's pasture bedtime.

 

[Falcon]

*groans at the last one*

I have two cows, they like to stand in the rain.

 

[Verin]

I have two cows, both of which are now falling on their face from that joke giving them cancer.

 

[Smo]

I have two cows, they're beef strokin' off.

 

[Verin]

I have no cows, as the two I have just died laughing.

 

[Smo]

I have two cows, they are cow-nnibals now.

 

[Verin]

I have two cows, one of which is working at the cow-nival.

 

[Falcon]

I have two cows. They're laying down at the moment. Does that make them ground beef?