Two Cows

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Smo, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. Okay, so this is for giggles, mainly. So how you play is that you start with: 'I have two cows', then add on the most ridiculous thing you can imagine.

    I.E.:
    • I have 2 cows. I do not care.
    • I have 2 cows. One's fabulous.
    • I have two cows. One had a brief love affair with Da Vinci.

    I have 2 cows. They love Meatloaf.
     
  2. I have 2 cows, they like to sing opera.
     
  3. I have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn watched by chicken farmers. I then have to watch the chickens.

    Communism, folks.
     
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  4. I have two cows, one is typing this for me now.
     
  5. I had two cows, but aliens stole one.
     
  6. I have two cows. One's convinced he is king of England.
     
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  7. I have two cows, no wait . . . one's a horse.
     
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  8. I have two cows, they have beef with each other.
     
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  9. I have two cows, who are convinced the system is milking everything out of them.
     
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  10. I have two cows. Their names are t-bone and beef-steak.
     
  11. I have two cows, their father was a knight named Sir Loin.
     
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  12. I have two cows, one of which is currently extra crispy.
     
  13. I have two cows, it's pasture bedtime.
     
  14. *groans at the last one*

    I have two cows, they like to stand in the rain.
     
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  15. I have two cows, both of which are now falling on their face from that joke giving them cancer.
     
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  16. I have two cows, they're beef strokin’ off.
     
  17. I have no cows, as the two I have just died laughing.
     
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  18. I have two cows, they are cow-nnibals now.
     
  19. I have two cows, one of which is working at the cow-nival.
     
  20. I have two cows. They're laying down at the moment. Does that make them ground beef?
     
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