TOUCHING YOURSELF IS WRONG

He can't help it. He's a crabass. His bio says so.
 
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EPIC...oh no...damn, there goes the planet...damn spaceballs...oops, i mean skittles..
 
I has a rainbow wee-wee. O_O
 
Idk, I have not made it that far yet.





Not sure if I want to find out either.
 
It honestly sounds like something colorfully painful.
 
At least, I can have skittles. xB
 
Oh my god. My face hurts. I opened this thread like 5 minutes ago. Haven't been able to stop laughing since. OH GOD MY PHONE IS COLLORFULLY DELICIOUS!

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