TOUCHING YOURSELF IS WRONG

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Ampoule

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Anything your left hand is touching has just turned to skittles. HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?

I had my head in my hand, so now it has EXPLODED INTO A DELICIOUS PILE OF RAINBOW DELIGHT.
 
Desk made of skittles...

Interesting.
 
Oh noez, my keyboard it made of delicious skittles! I have to admit, I thought you were going a whole different way with this.
 
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE! MY DOG IS NOW SKITTLES

...I need to cover this up somehow. He... he ran away while I was caving in to my sweet tooth. Yeah, that's fool proof.
 
MY MOTHERFUCKING 3DS!!!! GOD DAMNIT! AND MY FRIENDS GAME! Oh fuck -_-
 
My head has also turned to skittles.
 
... my pants.
I feel so conformist.
Now I'm just another pantsless person in Insanity...
 
What the hell man, I was just eating pretzels. I DON'T WANT SKITTLES I WANT MY PRETZEL BACK.
 
My bed just turned to skittles... fair trade.
 
Well... at least I can dispose of this 10 year old's body now.
 
The world just turned into skittles guys. Enjoy.


Also; I see what you did there, Amp.
 
AIN'T TOUCHING A DAMN THING DOES THAT MEAN THE AIR IS SKITTLES?
 
I.....I think I just made shittles.
 
We told you to stop writing with your feces.
 
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