TONIGHT ON SCI-FI

I WANT TO WATCH THIS MOVIE.


But I don't think I'll be awake! o__o I seriously need to invest in a DVR!
 
I love how even Epic Music in the trailer and hammy militant-sounding lines by the protagonist couldn't stop the fail of this movie.
 
T-minus 4 minutes to epic fail of a movie premiering.

GET YOUR POPCORN & FIZZY DRINKS ASSEMBLED
 
OMFG LMFAO

SCI-FI JUST BROUGHT UP THAT THEY KNOW HOW BAD THE MOVIE WILL BE IN A PROMO WHERE THEY WENT

"TIFFANY, YES, TIFFANY STARS IN: MEGA PIRAHNA."

Before it came on anyway.

Now it's on & two poor people that are out swimming just got eaten.

My god the opening credits. . . they're trying to be so epic but. . .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
 
lol The Sy-Fy Channel, the only people that seems capable of being topped by The Asylum Studios.
 
. . . *goes to flush goldfish down toilet* Sorry Bubbles, it's you or me. ;_;
 
This movie. . . . . I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

And Diana, it replays again at 1am if you really want to see it.
 
WAITED THE WHOLE MOVIE FOR TIFFANY TO MUTTER "I THINK WE ARE ALONE NOW" BEFORE GETTING AMBUSHED BY THE PIRAHANA

NOW I AM DISAPOINT.

DISAPOINT INDEED.
 
"There doesn't seem to be anyone arouuund. I think we're alone now (alone noooow), there doesnt seem to be anyone arouuund....."
 
"TIFFANY YOU IGNORANT SLUT."

THAT would have made the movie for me.