This is better than the plot of 50% of all Iwaku's roleplays.

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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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This thread gives me so many lols.
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
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  1. Male
  2. Female
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Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
I don't get it, when do the goffs come in and take over and make them all go to a MCR or Good Charlotte performance at Hogsmeade?
 
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TinyRustyPiglets

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I...... think I just.... died a little.

i amost creyed it wuz soh bod

i mak stoys ten toims butter dan deez.
 
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Kitti

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I iz uzing dis to try get publshd by big unicorn cumpany.
Maybee no 1 will kno I ripped it off.
:D
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
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Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
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  1. Primarily Prefer Female
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Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
But I'm pretty sure it always was.
 
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Cosmic Orion

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THIS THREAD FEELS LIKE. . .


 
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Cosmic Orion

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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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Which was not at all...

Damn you, Darkness, y u make me agree with Chaos.
 
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HeartOfTheDragon

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I think I may have found the sole sentence which has no errors. It be a miracle!

'"War is sad." Gregory Tikva said and he remembered his mom.'

Well, only if you're American.

Oh, and this:

'To be continued...'

1. Please don't.
2. How can he spell continued but not first?

My brain hurts...
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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Because, a bad troll is bad. And no, that sentence isn't correct by even our 'rudimentary' American standards. Thank you for the duel challenge though. You can stop slapping me with your glove now.

I totes want to go through and make this worse by correcting it. Seriously, it's sad when the only saving grace is bad grammar. The English major in me died a little.
 
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Cosmic Orion

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I still like Half-life: Full-life Consequences better.


Must be something about the classics.
 
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Sporkboy

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When I first saw the words "Gundam unicorns," I def. read "Goddamn unicorns" which would have been way better.
 
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Paorou-sama

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Don't be jealous of author-san's boogie.