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What do you do when you see a bare ass?


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Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
Original poster
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There is someone sleepin nekkid in your bed, and for some reason their BARE ASS is just topside for all the world to see.

Do you cover that bare ass, for whatever your reasons may be.

Or do you pull your hand back and SLAP THAT ASS with pure joy in your heart.
 

PavellumPendulum

apathy's a tragedy & boredom is a crime
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10 AM - 7 PM CST.
Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
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  4. Adaptable
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  1. No Preferences
Genres
Romance, modern, high fantasy, comedy, post-apocalyptic.
I have to agree with my husband here. If you’re not smacking that ass, you’re missing out on hours of entertainment.
 
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Reina

The Dark Queen
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In the mornings usually but only during the week. Weekends are devoted to the family.
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Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
  3. No Preferences
Genres
Modern, Magical, Romance, Medieval
I mean...but WHO is in my bed? If its my husband, then I'm slapping that ASS! But if its my kids? Why would my kids be naked in my bed? Who knows? They're kids after all and do random things. So if its them...then they're getting covered up. Though I might give a little tap for fun. :)
 

Nemopedia

Chaotic Lawful
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Tragedy, Psychological, Historical, Steampunk, Mystery, Thriller, Sci-fi, see tag list for more...
Can I also kick that ass out of my bed, because MY bed??!!
 

Fluffy

Vampiric Demon
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It varies. I can't promise much consistency due to my chaotic life.
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  1. Male
  2. Female
  3. Nonbinary
  4. Transgender
  5. Primarily Prefer Male
Genres
Horror, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Superpowers, Drama. Also, romance is required with me because I will get bored without it.
I'd cover 'em up. Even if it's a tempting bootylicious opportunity, I think about how I'd maul the face of anyone who woke me up with a slap. xD I'd rather not give anyone a reason to pay me back for my antics.

This is quality content though yes, thank you Diana. *chefs kiss*
 

noodle

Accidental Pyromaniac
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Depends on how crazy my life is at any given moment.
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  3. Prestige
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Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Medieval Fantasy, SciFi, Modern/Superhero, Dystopian
Kick them out of my bed. I have a twin-size, I don't have room for anyone else.
 

Kuno

Django Jane
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Genres
Fantasy, Sci fi, Romance, Historical, Modern, Supernatural
If you don't slap it, then what's the point of having hands?
 
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Flame

Keep your faith, raise your lively face!
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Anytime after 5pm, my time, most days.
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
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Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Futanari
  3. Primarily Prefer Male
Genres
Medieval, Fantasy, Mechs, Magical Girls, Romance, Action, Fandoms, basically anything fantastic.
If there is a sleeping ass in a bed, and nobody around slaps it, do they have hands?