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What do you do when you see a bare ass?


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Diana

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There is someone sleepin nekkid in your bed, and for some reason their BARE ASS is just topside for all the world to see.

Do you cover that bare ass, for whatever your reasons may be.

Or do you pull your hand back and SLAP THAT ASS with pure joy in your heart.
 
I have to agree with my husband here. If you’re not smacking that ass, you’re missing out on hours of entertainment.
 
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I mean...but WHO is in my bed? If its my husband, then I'm slapping that ASS! But if its my kids? Why would my kids be naked in my bed? Who knows? They're kids after all and do random things. So if its them...then they're getting covered up. Though I might give a little tap for fun. :)
 
Can I also kick that ass out of my bed, because MY bed??!!
 
I'd cover 'em up. Even if it's a tempting bootylicious opportunity, I think about how I'd maul the face of anyone who woke me up with a slap. xD I'd rather not give anyone a reason to pay me back for my antics.

This is quality content though yes, thank you Diana. *chefs kiss*
 
Kick them out of my bed. I have a twin-size, I don't have room for anyone else.
 
If you don't slap it, then what's the point of having hands?
 
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If there is a sleeping ass in a bed, and nobody around slaps it, do they have hands?