Originally just sent it to one person, but, they laughed hard too so f' it. I'll share my pain for your amusement. I'm walking funny today due to a yellow duck on wheels. So I clean a pre-school every weekend. The pays good and I do it with my wife who works there. When I sanitize the drawers I carry with me a bleach bottle and other tools. The only important one is the spray bottle. I'm sanitizing this dresser like thing when I stand up really quick. The spray bottle hooks the ring of a string that is attached to this large yellow duck on wheels. It whips it out of the drawer and directly into my groin at fill speed, beak first. By reaction I double over and - SLAM - full force forehead into the dresser I had just finished cleaning. I had my MP3 player on and thought I was alone in the building, so, I decide to just lay down on the floor. It had been mopped recently so it was still wet, but, I didn't care. I look over at the door, maybe 30 seconds later, and there is my little sister in law apparently laughing, I can't hear her cause I have my MP3 player on, but the visual is an easy go. I'm holding onto my groin, I have a duck with wheels in between my legs, a bruise on my forehead and as I sit up what appears to be a very sweaty back. There you go. Hope it made you laugh - cause it's made my family laugh it up since yesterday.