Things you never thought you'd say

[Lalka.]

"You hit me in the back of the forehead!"

I was in the car with my former best friend a few years back and there were people in the trunk, my cousin slammed on the breaks and my cousin was bitching how he hit his forehead in my head.

 

[Kagayours]

"People need to quit being so snippy about where they live and eat their artificial pepper."

"Leave David Tennant alone; he doesn't need to know about this."

"Why am I brainstorming smutty prose about personified household objects?"

Context is for sissies.