Things Admins Should be Doing vs What They are Actually Doing

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If all members are being turned into slaves I vote it be via a computer chip embedded in the forehead, disguised as a happyface sticker.
 
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Diana said:
THINGS THE ADMINS SHOULD BE DOING RIGHT NOW

- finishing the new character vault
- editing the new roleplay resume template
- writing the community and staff review
- looking in to those bugs
- banning people, probably
- posting in roleplays

THINGS THE ADMINS ARE ACTUALLY DOING

- complaining about writing reviews
- battling dragons
- posting strange things on tumblr
- snuggling
- pouting cause competitor roleplay sites look cooler than ours
- giggling at cat gifs
- posting stupid general topics instead of working


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR ADMINISTRATION. *Curtsies and prances away to procrastinate some more!*
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I fail to see how this is any different from any other level of administration in the history of administrations.
 
No one is touching me! Nuh-uh! Not no one, not nobody! Especially with machines! . . .I see that hand, I see you coming, don't think I don't! COME BACK HERE! I JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU MY CRAZY SIDE! HIS NAME MIGHT BE LARRY!!!
 
Well we're not trying to SELL them!

Although... >> I bet we could sell members as Buy-a-Bride/Beau.
 
Admins gotta admin! But at the same time; real life likes to interfere :(

*Has totally not listened to the slave proposal and stands around looking innocent*
 

You all get a paddling.
 
If I sold every member on iwaku for a dollar... I'd have a dollar. Jebus! So many people for just one dollar, what was in that wine when I was making that deal?
 
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Nooooo, sir! ;__; You are supposed to let ME handle the finances!

Now we'll have to do our own work agaaaaiiiin!
 
I'm only worth a dollar! :(
 
Hey, battling dragons is a completely legitimate and necessary duty! The admins should never stop doing this, unless it's to train said dragons instead:
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I DENY THESE ALLEGATIONS.
 
Diana, Don't let them sell me for a dollar! ;_;

*feels safer with the cat mafia on her side*
 
THAT'S IT, WE'RE SELLING ALL OF THE MEMBERS!

There was a typo on the guest welcome message for YEARS and no one ever told us! ;__; In our TAGLINE no less, You useless bastards! What are you good for if it's not pointing out our mistakes and telling us we're dumb?!
 
Diana said:
THAT'S IT, WE'RE SELLING ALL OF THE MEMBERS!

There was a typo on the guest welcome message for YEARS and no one ever told us! ;__; In our TAGLINE no less, You useless bastards! What are you good for if it's not pointing out our mistakes and telling us we're dumb?!
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Is it bad I find this hilarious?
 
If I am to be sold, you will have to discuss terms with my wife. I have this vague memory of signing a piece of paper that gave her exclusive rights to all that I am.
 
Our ToS invalidated all other past and future legal claims to anyone signing on.
 
Dang, those terms and conditions are a powerful legal tool. For all I know I probably signed my life away 100s of times. Good to know, Iwaku's terms totally negates all past signings and such ~_~
 
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