Things Admins Should be Doing vs What They are Actually Doing

[Diana]

THINGS THE ADMINS SHOULD BE DOING RIGHT NOW

- finishing the new character vault
- editing the new roleplay resume template
- writing the community and staff review
- looking in to those bugs
- banning people, probably
- posting in roleplays

THINGS THE ADMINS ARE ACTUALLY DOING

- complaining about writing reviews
- battling dragons
- posting strange things on tumblr
- snuggling
- pouting cause competitor roleplay sites look cooler than ours
- giggling at cat gifs
- posting stupid general topics instead of working


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR ADMINISTRATION. *Curtsies and prances away to procrastinate some more!*

 

[Vay]

Replace ADMINS with DIANA. I happen to be working.

 

[Diana]

LIAR. YOU WERE DOING TWO THINGS ON THAT LIST!

 

[Vay]

NO! I WAS ADJUSTING VIRUTAL MACHINE SETTINGS AND INSPECTING THE EXTANT OF DAMAGE ON IPADS. PLACING ORDERS FOR IPHONE BATTERIES AND ENGAGING IF THE DREADED INTERACTING WITH CUSTOMERS. IT'S NEED NOTHING BUT THAT FOR A WEEK. NO ROOM TO BREATHE. I'VE BEEN SICK THAT ENTIRE TIME BUT I CAN'T TAKE TIME OFF BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY FUCKER WHO DOES ANYTHING.

 

[Diana]

SSHHHHHH! SHHHHHHHHHHH! *Petpeeeeeets* It's okay baby, let us throw work to the wind and instead make pouty faces at boys until they bring us candy!

 

[Dawn]

I'll write the review!

KEEP DOING THINGS.

There.

 

[Vay]

Boys are icky. Always staring my my jumblies. >=(

 

[Diana]

Dawn writes a good review. O_O LETS MAKE HER THE ADMINS.

 

[Vay]

And Myrn for his... puppyness.

 

[Diana]

AND JINX! Because there needs to be a robot!

 

[Vay]

To replace the hamster?

 

[Peter Feels]

o gad

 

[Diana]

Wait, there's Peter! A butterfly is just as good!

 

[Vay]

Agreed. Anything that can cause hurricanes the other side of the world has the right stuff for administratorship.

 

[Ochalla]

THINGS THE ADMINS SHOULD BE DOING RIGHT NOW

- banning people, probably

Just reinstate me for one week! Nay, 48 hours! And I'll have you good for a loooooong time!

 

[Sweets]

*waves hook at admins*
gosh darn admins of today *grumble grumble*
back in my day admins got stuff done

oh wait
this IS 'my day'

 

[redblood]

No Diana, Iwaku looks cooler than all those sites!

Can't wait to see the updated roleplay resume and character vault <3 Defeat those dragons so you can get to it already ;)

 

[WarriorHeart]

Why not outsource mini-projects to people on the site?

I would bet my right arm that each Admin and Staff member has at least a small number wanting to do anything to please him/her. If you broke the work down small enough, it would probably go quite quickly.

 

[Diana]

Turn our memberbase in to a slave market?

YES PLEASE. >:3

 

[Falcon]

*peeks in and then runs before she gets dragged into Diana's minion collection*