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Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
YEAH YOU HEARD ME, WITH PAOROU BEING SICK AND A WEEABOO, YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM PROPERLY ANY MORE.

SO TO REEDUCATE YOU PEOPLE, YOU ARE NOW FORCED TO LISTEN TO THIS.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kBxpz8-UDs"]YouTube- naruto- song that doesn't end[/ame]

Oh yeah, and Torsty smells like chicken bladder.
 
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Warmaster Death

Guest
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

narutards?
*WMD unsheathes his chainaxe and prepares to go batshit*
ALL SHALL PERISH!
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

narutards.jpg
 
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PattyPixie

Guest
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

SO SO SO SO SO TRUE
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

THIS IS PATTY'S THEME SONG, WRITTEN BY TORTSY:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqGrgaQsIIE"]YouTube- My Boobs Are OK[/ame]
 

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

I REMEMBER WHEN WE FILLED A WHOLE PAGE OF SPAM EVERYDAY! TODAY'S SPAM ARE WUSS SPAM!
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

I CONCUR, REAL MEN KNOW HOW TO SPAM COMPLETE AND UTTERLY AWESOME BULLSHIT EVERYDAY. THESE PEOPLE ARE ALL WUSSIES.
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

OI! I'M SURE I'VE GOT SOME COPYRIGHTS SOMEWHERE ON THIS!

At least my threads were successful in terms of spamming.
 
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Darkness

Guest
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

FUCKING

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Myrnodyn

Guest
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

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SHRUBBBBERRRRRY!

 
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Darkness

Guest
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!


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SHRUBBBBERRRRRY!


Neither of these are spam.

You two are just faggots.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

Dorkness is correct, that is not real spam. That is just pure lazy copy and pasta.
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

GRAMMAR ERROR BY THE BLACK KNIGHT

EDIT:

CONGRATS! RORY JUST GOT OLD(ER)!
 
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Myrnodyn

Guest
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

It's better than staying on topic >.>
 
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PattyPixie

Guest
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

Topics are for losers.

RAWR. I WANT A BANANA.
 
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TheNeverThere

Guest
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

NO BANANA FOR YOU! *hands her a banana*