THE spam thread of FAIL

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Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#1
YEAH YOU HEARD ME, WITH PAOROU BEING SICK AND A WEEABOO, YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM PROPERLY ANY MORE.

SO TO REEDUCATE YOU PEOPLE, YOU ARE NOW FORCED TO LISTEN TO THIS.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kBxpz8-UDs"]YouTube- naruto- song that doesn't end[/ame]

Oh yeah, and Torsty smells like chicken bladder.
 

Warmaster Death

Not Quite Dead Yet!
#2
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

narutards?
*WMD unsheathes his chainaxe and prepares to go batshit*
ALL SHALL PERISH!
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#3
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

 
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PattyPixie

Guest
#4
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

SO SO SO SO SO TRUE
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#5
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

THIS IS PATTY'S THEME SONG, WRITTEN BY TORTSY:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqGrgaQsIIE"]YouTube- My Boobs Are OK[/ame]
 

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
#6
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

I REMEMBER WHEN WE FILLED A WHOLE PAGE OF SPAM EVERYDAY! TODAY'S SPAM ARE WUSS SPAM!
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#7
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

I CONCUR, REAL MEN KNOW HOW TO SPAM COMPLETE AND UTTERLY AWESOME BULLSHIT EVERYDAY. THESE PEOPLE ARE ALL WUSSIES.
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
#8
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

OI! I'M SURE I'VE GOT SOME COPYRIGHTS SOMEWHERE ON THIS!

At least my threads were successful in terms of spamming.
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#9
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

FUCKING

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Myrnodyn

Guest
#10
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

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SHRUBBBBERRRRRY!

 
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TheNeverThere

Guest
#11
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!





 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#12
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

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SHRUBBBBERRRRRY!

Neither of these are spam.

You two are just faggots.
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#14
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

Dorkness is correct, that is not real spam. That is just pure lazy copy and pasta.
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
#15
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

LAZY LITTLE BASTARDS, ALL OFF YOU!
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
#16
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

GRAMMAR ERROR BY THE BLACK KNIGHT

EDIT:

CONGRATS! RORY JUST GOT OLD(ER)!
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#17
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

EXTACY
 
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Myrnodyn

Guest
#18
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

It's better than staying on topic >.>
 
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PattyPixie

Guest
#19
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

Topics are for losers.

RAWR. I WANT A BANANA.
 
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TheNeverThere

Guest
#20
Re: YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPAM!

NO BANANA FOR YOU! *hands her a banana*