Just make Gwazi disappear like Jimmy Hoffa. Problem solved.Not ANOTHER revolution. T___T I am running out of places to hide bodies...
Just make Gwazi disappear like Jimmy Hoffa. Problem solved.Not ANOTHER revolution. T___T I am running out of places to hide bodies...
If there's anything I don't do, it's leaving quietly. :PJust make Gwazi disappear like Jimmy Hoffa. Problem solved.
I'm sure we can find plenty of dirty socks to stuff into your mouth. =D I'll donate my son's! He's got some insanely smelly feet.If there's anything I don't do, it's leaving quietly. :P
Then I'd have to eat them, and then proceed to kiss as many people as possible on my way out.I'm sure we can find plenty of dirty socks to stuff into your mouth. =D I'll donate my son's! He's got some insanely smelly feet.
Again? *sigh* At least I'll be around for this one.I shall start a revolution for the people! >:C
pff, silly silly Gwazi, that's not a boot, that's aInteresting that Astaroth mentions boot...
What else is like a boot?
That's right, Italy!
This still fits the Romans. :3pff, silly silly Gwazi, that's not a boot, that's a
malformed penis cumming
NOW WORK THAT INTO YOUR THEORY!
Stuff yourself silly, then puke? Soak in a dirty bath full of strange men and women?When in Rome do as the Romans do.
Fuck it, let's not hide the bodies this time. Let's hang them from the walls from cages to starve and have their eyes plucked out by the crows. Impale them in the plazas and let them writhe in agony for days as they perish. Throw them to the lions with naught but sticks to defend themselves that they may entertain us with their feeble struggles. Let the people know the price they pay for defiance and that defiance shall crumble.Not ANOTHER revolution. T___T I am running out of places to hide bodies...
You Barbarian! o_oFuck Rome.
Germania is where all the cool kids hang out.
You Barbarian! o_o
Normally such disrespect would be met with execution...Buh-buh-barbarian!
Keep your dirty civilization and taxes and terrible haircuts away from me, you skirt wearing nancies.
what the fuck did i just readInteresting that Astaroth mentions boot...
What else is like a boot?
That's right, Italy!
And now let's look at the new General Chatting Tags...
Animals, Fashion and Food!
Italians are always known for their food.
Italy used to be the Roman Empire.
The Romans were very fashionable.
And they also trained battle ferrets!
My theory?
Astraroth plans to send Iwaku back in time, and turn it into a Roman Empire!
Prey we don't get a Caligula.
Do you remember when the mongols used to rule, beaked-one? How their lands stretched far beyond all that any other empire has ever encompassed?Fuck Rome.
Germania is where all the cool kids hang out.
Hmm. You bring up a good point.Do you remember when the mongols used to rule, beaked-one? How their lands stretched far beyond all that any other empire has ever encompassed?
I remember, it was much more than the "cool" that Germania was.
It was radical as fuck.
If we're going to drag Iwaku back to the age of Mongolian Supremacy, I want to finally fulfill what Genghis set out to do and set a -yurt- on top of a giant mound of Roman dirt.Wanna go 50/50 and spring for a yert?
Dontchu italisass me with the proper spelling of yurt. PAPA GHENGY IS SUPPOSED TO BRING OUR TRIBES TOGETHER, NOT LET THINGS LIKE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR TEAR US APART.If we're going to drag Iwaku back to the age of Mongolian Supremacy, I want to finally fulfill what Genghis set out to do and set a yurt on top of a giant mound of Roman dirt.
While relaxing in the conquered capital of China.
(Yes please I'm broke and l think I'd be mistaken for part of the trade instead of for the negotiator.)